Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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