At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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