East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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