ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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