i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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