dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
wow bdsm is so cute
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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