Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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