I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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