Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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