dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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