He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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