i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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