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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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