One girl and one boy is just not enough.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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