im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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