there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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