Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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