shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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