When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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