i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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