i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
All I want is dick and wine.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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