Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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