Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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