actually, I'm a sock model
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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