I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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