It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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