dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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