so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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