Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I wear drunk well.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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