dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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