I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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