And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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