:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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