I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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