you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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