Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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