My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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