so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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