I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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