Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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