Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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