all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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