: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Someone shit on the floor
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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