You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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