halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
NoShamevember. You game?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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