DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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