There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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