just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
no more duck duck goose at the bar
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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