So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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