Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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