conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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