spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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