Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
You ever have a fart follow you around?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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