My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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