How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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