But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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